Hug-a-Tree-Stomp-a-Fungi program

Top Secret
Have you every thought about about the oxygen cycle? Trees use our carbon dioxide and make oxygen. Neither can live without the other. But fungi do the opposite. They steal OUR oxygen for their selfish little selves, and what do they make? Carbon Dioxide! Can we use carbon dioxide? No! The idiots! Well, I say we should put an end to this outrage! One species must die!. And I'm not talking about the humans! If you see any fungi, it must be destroyed immediately! I will also tell you the best way to dispatch a fungi. The trees however are neutral. We both need their oxygen and they need our carbon dioxide. Some of them might be spies! Do not trust any but your own kind! Now, go and fulfill the Hug-a-Tree-Stomp-a-Fungi program!

Best Ways to dispatch a Fungi
-Burn it
-Chop it With an Axe
-Shoot it with a rifle
-Kick it
-Squish out it's inside(not good if you throw up easily)
*****BEST WAY!!!!!!
USE AN M100 on it by planting it on the center.
(use may also use a bottle rocket but you need to break off the end so it won't shoot off.)